What is the meaning of masterbation

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A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

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Karate teacher named Bation

Thank you for calming me down Master Bation

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The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of spanking the monkey or fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

According to ancient myth, masterbation gives you hairy palms

4.

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

See John

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the world's easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

I'm bored, i think i'll masterbate.

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simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasn't done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just won't ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see limp dick motherfucker

i probably could not go a week without masterbation

See masterbation, jerking off, jacking off

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The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

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what is masterbation

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Masturbation is a natural habit in both the genders during their life time. Continuous masturbation in men will certainly leads to unwanted curvature of penis and in women clitoris looses its sensitivity due to rough use of their fingers on clitoris. Later they may not get normal pleasure or orgasm in intercourse (thrust of penis) after their marriage. Masturbation once a week is fine but do not make it your habit.

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  A common mispelling of masturbation used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin Park.

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  Karate teacher named Bation

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  The endearing way grade schoolers spell the act of [spanking the monkey] or [fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters]

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  Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

  Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

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  simple practice of solo sex.probably not one teenage male that hasnt done it in your hometown,unless they are of course that kinda funny guy that just wont ever seem to converse about sex or girls.see [limp dick motherfucker]

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  The act of stimlutating the sexual organs by hand or other means without sexual intercourse, usaully if masterbating for a prolonged amount of time will result in orgasm.

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  the worlds easiest, most natural way of curing boredom.

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  Jacking off Whacking off Beating off Smacking the ho Beating the pig Whipping the Wayne

  Slapping the salami

  Whacking the wand Punishing the pubs Burning the beet Beating the beef Beating the meat Jerking the jerky Jerkin the gherkin Working the slave Choking the chicken Or In redneck terms Buttering the corn Revving the engine Or

  Hunting the deer